Comedy A-Z Pages:
| Bill Owen | as | Sgt Sam Short | |
| Richard Wattis | as | PC Eddie Edwards | |
| Josephine Tewson | as | WPS Penny Pringle | |
| Kevin Brennan | as | Chief Supt Ripper | |
| Royce Mills | as | PC Dinkie Dinkworth | |
| George Moon | as | PC Chipper Collins |
Series: 1
Episodes: 13
Transmitted: 1971
Channel: ITV
ATV