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The Closing Theme
We've got some half price cracked ice
And miles and miles of carpet tiles
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie LPs
Pool games, gold chains, wossnames
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track suits
From a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street
Magnifique, Hooky Street
Hooky Street
Hooky Street ...
Written and sung by John Sullivan