Episode Guide (Series 2)
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1: Hospital (27 Jan 94)
Patsy is in hiding after her affair with a politician is splashed all over the front pages of the gutter press. The most upsetting aspect for her is the fact that the newspapers have dared to publish her age. When Edina stubs her toe and decides to go into hospital to "have it seen to", Patsy decides to join her.
Also Appearing:
Sylvia Anderson (Voice Of Lady Penelope), Helena Bonham-Carter ('Saffy'),
Orla Brady (Nurse Mary), Kathy Burke (Magda), Llewella Gideon (Nurse),
Richard E. Grant ('Justin'), Germaine Greer ('Mother'), David Henry (Mr Simpson),
Helen Lederer (Catriona), Naoko Mori (Sarah), Jennifer Piercey (Antonia),
Suzi Quatro ('Nurse'), Mandy Rice-Davies ('Patsy'), Harriet Thorpe (Fleur)
2: Death (3 Feb 94)
When Edina's father dies, Saffron is very upset. Edina, however, is merely reminded of her own mortality. She decides to invest in expensive "works of art" so that she can leave them to the nation when she dies. Edina and Patsy arrive at the funeral drunk and make an exhibition of themselves.
Also Appearing:
Llewella Gideon (Nurse), Gwen Humble (Sondra Lorrance), Ciaran McIntyre (Vicar),
Christopher Ryan (Marshall), Mark Tandy (Mark), Natascha Taylor (Art Gallery Assistant)
3: Morocco (10 Feb 94)
Edina is promoting a new range of sunglasses, so she persuades Patsy to get them featured in the magazine she "works" for. They go off for a photo session in Marrakech. Saffron persuades them to take her along as well. On the day of the "shoot", they set off and get completely lost. Patsy sells Saffron to a white slaver.
Also Appearing:
Harroun Hanif (Yentob), Karim Skalli (Ali), John Wells (Uncle Humphrey)
4: New Best Friend (24 Feb 94)
One of Edina's old school friends comes for a visit. Patsy gets jealous and she and Edina fall out. They compete with one another to see who can find the best (and most famous) "new best friend".
Also Appearing:
Patrick Barlow (Max), Jo Brand (Carmen), Britt Eckland (Herself), Adrian
Edmondson (Hamish), Helen Lederer (Catriona), Lulu (Herself), Zandra Rhodes
(Herself), Miranda Richardson (Bettina), Meera Syal (Suzy), Harriet Thorpe (Fleur)
5: Poor (3 Mar 94)
When Edina's ex-husband Justin stops making maintenance payments, Saffron persuades her mother that she needs to cut down on her expenditure.
Also Appearing:
Miranda Forbes (Woman In Car), Christopher Malcolm (Justin), Helena McCarthy
(Old Woman), Hugh Ross (Judge), Mark Wing-Davey (Malcolm)
6: Birth (10 Mar 94)
A cigarette carelessly discarded by Patsy causes a fire which destroys Edina's kitchen. They all "camp out" in the living room. Edina, Patsy and Saffron get locked in and end up thinking about their births.
Also Appearing:
Suzy Aitchison (Nurse), Eleanor Bron (Patsy's Mother), Wolf Christian (Fireman),
Philip Franks (Poet), Jane Galloway (Nurse), Mary Mackenzie (Dancer), Christopher
Malcolm (Justin), Mia Soteriou (Guitar Player)