Episode Guide (Series 5)
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1: Cleanin' (17 Oct 03)
Edina has been neglecting her clients, most of whom have left for other PR agencies. She has also been neglecting the house while Saffy has been away working in Iraq. When she learns that Saffy is about to return home, she recruits volunteers for a major "spring clean". When Saffy arrives back, she has a big surprise for her mother - she's pregnant.
Also Appearing:
Emma Bunton (Herself)
2: Book Clubbin' (24 Oct 03)
Edina has started a book club. Saffy has invited the father of her baby round so that she can tell him that she's pregnant.When Edina learns that he's black, she develops a realinterest in her embryonic grandchild Apparently, a mixed-race child can be something of a fashion accessory.
Also Appearing:
Mariella Frostrup (Herself), Jeanette Krankie (Midwife), Kristen Scott Thomas (Plum)
3: Panickin' (31 Oct 03)
Edina has had a "panic room" installed in the house. Saffy thinks that it's a waste of money. Patsy talks Minnie Driver into visiting Eddie's house for a "styling session". While she's there, Eddie and Patsy are accidentally locked in the "panic room". When they finally manage to escape, they find that Minnie Driver has walked off with most of Patsy's stock of designer.
Also Appearing:
Minnie Driver (Herself)
4: Huntin' Shootin' & Fishin' (7 Nov 03)
Patsy and Eddie spend the weekend at a country house. They are disappointed to discover that they'll only be shooting at clay pigeons. They sneak out and shoot down a pheasant, which they smuggle into their room. Later that night, the "dead" pheasant becomes active again.
Also Appearing:
Emma Bunton (herself), Clarissa Dixon Wright (Gamekeeper)
5: Birthin' (14 Nov 03)
Patsy is about to host the Style Awards at the Royal Albert Hall. She's managed to "blag" some new designer gear for the event. Saffy is about to give birth. Unfortunately, her waters break all over Patsy's new dress. Patsy is not amused.
6: Schmoozin' (28 Nov 03)
Eddie meets up with an old boy friend, Pete, who's now working at the Abbey Road recording studio. He tells her that he has found a "lost" Beatles master tape. During a visit to the studio, Eddie tries her hand at recording her voice. Unfortunately, she records over part of the "lost" Beatles tape.
Also Appearing:
Elton John (Himself), Robert Lindsay (Pete)
7: Exploitin' (1 Dec 03)
Eddie and Patsy sneak Saffy's baby out of the house for a pre-arranged modelling assignment.
Also Appearing:
Jean-Paul Gaultier (Himself)
Special
Drinkin'
(24 Dec 03)
For the first time ever, Eddie decides not to go away for Christmas. Saffy is delighted with her mother's new-found domestic streak.
Bubble isn't too keen on her new role as the Christmas Fairy. John becomes obsessed with finding out details of Justin's sex life. Marshall and Bo pay a visit and reveal their latest "big idea" for making money.
Patsy collapses and is rushed off to hospital.
Also Appearing:
Eleanor Bron (Patsy's Mum), Kate O'Mara (Jackie)
Note:
Alternative title (in some areas): "Cold Turkey".
Special
Decoratin'
(25 Dec 04)
Edina decides to remodel her kitchen. She doesn't have any real idea what she wants and her designer isn't being very helpful.
Also Appearing:
Terence Conran (Himself), Miranda Hart (Yoko), Nathan Lane (Kunz), Miranda
Richardson (Bettina), Patrick Barlow (Max), Laurie Metcalf (Crystalline)
Note:
Alternative title (in some areas): "White Box".