Episode Guide (Series 4)
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1: Back From The Mort (22 Nov 92)
Alan B'stard is released from imprisonment in a Russian gulag and allowed to return to the United Kingdom. He's lost his parliamentary seat, his wife and all of his money. He sets about rectifying matters by getting himself elected as a Member of the European Parliament for a constituency in East Germany.
2: H*A*S*H (29 Nov 92)
It's possible that cannabis may be legalised within the European Community. Alan sees a chance of making a nice profit, provided he doesn't fall foul of established European drug barons.
3: Speaking In Tongues (6 Dec 92)
Alan finds life as an MEP very much to his liking. He has lots of money, not much work, all the women he can buy and plenty of opportunities to work a nice little fiddle. He comes up with a scheme to make some money using the EC translators.
4: Heil And Farewell (13 Dec 92)
Alan B'stard makes a takeover bid for a growing neo-Nazi organisation.
5: A Bigger Splash (20 Dec 92)
Alan makes arrangements for a shipment of aid to war-torn Bosnia. Obviously, there's money in it for him one way or another.
6: The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard (26 Dec 92)
It looks as if Alan is about to lose his fortune again. A possible solution to his problems might be for him to get himself appointed to a major governement post. Lord Protector of England, perhaps?
Special
A B'Stard Exposed
(30 Dec 94)
Alan B'Stard is interviewed by Brian Walden about the Welsh by-election victory which has brought him back into Parliament. B'Stard reveals his plans for the future.